I’ll be honest, I’m pretty damn sick of this lot of infantile bed-wetters whining about what to do with the high-level radioactive waste (e.g., spent fuel rods) of nuclear power plants. This whole line of objection just screams “look, everyone, I can grasp at straws!” However, in the interest of provoking less angry outrage than my last bit of commentary on the subject, I’ve decided to offer only constructive solutions to our energy and environmental issues in this post.
BREAKING: Michelle Bachmann Refutes General Relativity Myth
Washington - (Fux News): Nobel Laureate in physics, biology, chemistry, and economics, the esteemed Congresswoman; Lord of the Realm; Defender of the Faith; the Right Honorable Rep. Dr. Michelle Bachmann, M.D., today announced that her research into the myth of anthropogenic global warming has yielded another startling result - according to Dr. Bachmann, Albert Einstein’s theories of both special and general relativity are actually a hoax.
Larry Summers Must Go NOW!
Weeks before the great stock market collapse in October 1929, proto-Chicago School economist Irving Fisher predicted that “stocks have reached what looks to be a permanently high plateau.” Such a prominent and epic failure in forecasting the outlook of equities prices cost Fisher much of his personal fortune, as well as his academic and popular prestige.
Now, suppose that even after earning such immense discredit, and even after his economic views had been roundly discredited by the stock market crash and economic collapse, the headline of the New York Times on a day in early March 1933 read:
